A moment of Poesy

I found this poem that i must have written years ago, it made me laugh when i read it! i think i wrote it after a philosophy lesson at school, when i was frustrated with how much faith we put in human reason. Warning:Its extremely goofy and excessively cheesy.Think i was just toying around with ideas which seem a bit ridiculous now but its good to look back at what i was thinking then.

Did Newton crash down from his tree, my friend?
Falling in fruitless flutter. He was spinning in, spinning,
In between Galileo and the sun that seems
To be sparking up all Edison’s dreams.

Shouldn’t Pavlov’s mouth begin to water, this bell
is ringing out, ringing out again. The golden king
needs to run from his throne
to save his golden republic – who knew it would
cave in so fast? Rene last night I was sinking,
thinking ( I think therefore I am awake.)
I see Newton rub is illusionary knees
after he tumbles from his tree.

Pavlov is that your belly that rumbles
Maybe we’re just in some thunderous times.
Edison where is your glowing glory.
Dr Darwin when are you going to make a
Monkey out of me?
I can swing there next to Newton, high up in the apple tree.
I can swing there next to Newton
Respecting the laws of gravity.

Did the apple in your eye mean you couldn’t see?
hey Mr Darwin,
when you're going to make a monkey out of me?